Friday, July 18, 2008

Security Plans

John, talking to his mom:

"If a burglar breaks in our house, I'll jump up and kick him in the balls."

Later, to me:

"They're also called nuts, daddy."

Well, yeah. But where the hell did he pick up that talk? As long as we've been calling them anything, we've been calling them "testicles" and, alternately, "scrotum." Because it's funnier to hear a kid use the technical term for a body part. And when it's genitals, it's hilarious.

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