Preseason

I won some tickets to tonight's Saints game. Club seats, bitch!

"See? If I got one problem with the Haslett era, it's that they can't run the screen and they can't defend the screen."

"If that was roughing the passer I've got a diaper full of crap."

[To the blonde sitting in front of us] "Hey babe. How you doin'? Yeah, I got season tickets. Can I buy you a beer?"