Courting

"I think John likes Amanda*," John's teacher told
me. Amanda is a cute little girl - brown hair, brown
eyes - in John's class.

"Why's that?" I asked.

"Yesterday they followed each other all around the
room, crawling under every bed and behind every
chair," she said, "then John pushed her down and
crawled on top of her."

And that's interesting, because that's
exactly what Sonya and I did when we were
courting!

* Totally not her real name, of course.