Friday, April 03, 2009

Gym Viewing

Why yes, ladies on the treadmills to either side of me, I do choose to watch a seventeen year-old soccer game. You got a problem with that? Barcelona had a lot of talent in the early nineties. No, we're not going to watch news, or Wheel of Fortune or the Food Network How the fuck do you people watch the Food Network when you're doing cardio, anyway? It's always someone basting a rib or that annoying girl putting olive oil on something. I can't watch that shit and exercise at the same time. So get into the game or go get on the elliptical machine. The remote was on my treadmill, so that means God wants me to pick what we watch. And we're watching soccer. Old soccer.


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