Friday, June 29, 2007

The Week In Review

Saturday - I went to a wedding. My friend Angie got married. She is seven months pregnant. The ceremony took place under a Bud Light tent. A teenage girl played In A Gadda Da Vida on the flute before the ceremony. If you know Angie, you know how right all of that was.

Sunday - I drank a pint glass grapefruit and vodka and swam around my sister's pool. Then I ate hamburgers.

Monday - I ran around the backyard like a crazy man in my new soccer cleats. John thought this was funny as hell. He ran with me, trying to take the ball that I was kicking away. I figure if I can keep moving with him yanking on my shirt, flinging himself into my legs and picking up the ball I can play against anyone. And by anyone I mean "any mid-thirties yahoo such as myself."

Tuesday - John and I went to Cici's for dinner, then hit the Funquest to watch MRD league practice. Those women work hard. Give them your attention and money.

Wednesday - I had to work late. My mom picked up John. Was there Guitar Hero after all that? Of course there was.

Thursday - Sonya got up at 4:30 a.m. - that's 0430 - for an early-morning thing at her job. That was early, yo. Also, I was spraying some bathroom cleaner in the shower and I looked at the label. One of the steps for using the product was remove gross filth. It's amazing how the words "gross filth" can leap out at you, even in the smallest type.

Friday - A coworker was calling around, looking for garter belts for her friend, who is getting married. No one had any in stock.

"Christal's," I suggested. (Christal's being a local sex-toy and lingerie chain.)

"She's very, very pregnant," the coworker told me, "do you think they'll have anything appropriate for her?"

"She's pregnant, right? She must be an easy touch. I'd say anything they have would work for her."

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