Cavalier

From Sonya:

She was driving home today and found herself in the parking lot of the K-Mart near our home. In her rear view mirror she sees a red Chevy Cavalier with one of those fake leather bra/thong/whatever things across the front. A fat guy was driving it. His chubby girlfriend came out of K-Mart and got in the car with him. What did the sticker across the top of his windshield say?

"NO FAT CHICKS!"

"What does he mean by that?" Sonya asked, "'cause he's fat and shouldn't be judging, and there he is! With a fat chick! In his car!"

"Maybe he means they're not allowed to sit on his car," I guessed.

How 'bout that? Dude was violatin' his own rule, there.