Monday, April 12, 2004

Archaic

Phrases that you don't hear very much any more:

Latchkey Kid: I was one, once, when not every kid was one and it was an alarming development. Now all children are on their own recognizance for hours every day, free to smoke crack and have illicit sex with their classmates.

Sex Symbol: Because if you're famous now you're obviously sexy. Fame is sexy. Famous ugly people? That are alive right now? You can count 'em on your fingers.

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