|23 January 2004
I'm dumb. How dumb? Let me tell you.
Sonya and John have both had colds for the past week. Luckily, I haven't gotten it.
Also, up until a few days ago I had a yellow toothbrush. So did Sonya, but mine was so sprung and mooshed down that it was obviously mine. Sonya's was in much better shape.
Then Sonya got me a new toothbrush. It's blue. It was very nice of her.
This morning I was brushing my teeth, and it wasn't until I went to reapply toothpaste (because that's what I do) when I realized I was brushing with Sonya's toothbrush. The same one that had been in her cold germ-filled mouth.
I immediately spit out everything in my mouth and went for the mouthwash, but it was too late. My throat's already sore.