My boss wants me to add some rollovers to a web site I'm working on. You know what rollovers are: when you put your mouse over a word or graphic, it changes. Move your mouse away and it goes back to its original state.

I have no idea how to make a rollover. None. I tried to look at a the source code of a page that has rollovers, but it made my eyes cross. Javascript might as well be Sanskrit translated into Kanji, as far as I'm concerned.

I'm such a fraud.