Time to mock New Orleans-area journals, lest they become uppity and full of themselves:
Crazy - Sing it with me, now:
"Crazy crazy crazy
You got multiple personalites livin' in your head, honey? Sounds to me like you might not even have one whole person in there.
Caftan - And now we do a cheer:
"I love Satan!
Apparently these people get drunk, wear robes and worship the devil. It's not nearly as compelling as it sounds.
I think it would be a really shitty job if you had to clean these toilets.