Sonya and I went to the movies tonight (saw The Scorpion King - good cheesy fun, surprisingly funny, The Rock is full of charisma). On the way out of the parking lot we got behind an SUV with a personalized license plate.

"JISLORD," the license plate said.

"Jizz Lord," I said, "he must be a porn star or something."

"Um," Sonya said, "I think it means 'Jesus is Lord.'"

And we laughed.