08/30/99
Lola

Now this is the life...just back from running, slick with sweat, a nice cold glass of water and the Run Lola Run soundtrack on the stereo. Them Germans make some damn fine music.

Aaaaahhhh...and I just had a lovely cool shower. How wonderful!

Y'all, you must see Run Lola Run - it was so fucking cool! You see, this red-headed chicky (Lola) is running all around Berlin, trying to scrape up 100,000 marks in twenty minutes or else this gangster is going to kill her boyfriend. It's like a music video, or a video game...anyway, it's nonstop ultracool action, with just enough arthouse pretentiousness to keep out the riff-raff.

Anyhow, we went to see that yesterday with Kent and James (pictured here, with Sonya), then we went to eat at the Cooper Street Grill, which was nice. Did I mention that Kent and James are going to England with us? It's true! They got their tickets through Priceline.com, just like we did. We'll stay in different hotel rooms, and we won't be joined at the hip, but it will be nice to have some more travelling companions. It's going to be totally sweet.

That was really the big thing yesterday, that and visiting with Sonya's grandfather; he's still in the hospital but out of ICU and recovering nicely from his surgery, thank you very much. And we took the dog to see her grandparents in preparation for her staying with them in March.

Oh yeah, somebody explained to me what a gonk is! I quote from the illuminating e-mail:

gonks were these cheap, nasty  little novelty
mascots' they marketed to us as kids. Like
Trolls but with even  lower production values.
They were like a toilet roll tube covered in
fun fur (the sort of stuff the Trolls have for
hair) with a couple of counters for  eyes and
felt feet. And you'd take them into an exam
with you and place them on  your desk for good
luck. I have absolutely no idea why. Still, it
worked for me,  so I suppose I shouldn't knock it.


There you go. Thank you, Mave. I've been wondering what a gonk was for twelve years. And it's my first mail from England, too! Hoorah!




So I get a letter today, in the mail, you know? And it's from the president of my high school class. Next year, you see, we will have a ten-year reunion. I, ladies and gentlemen, am a fucking fossil. Anyway, there's a little questionnaire with it, and I though I'd share it with you, my people.

The rockin' Mick Mars of Motley Crue.

During the great Duran Duran Mississippi Road Trip of 1999 that I participated in earlier this month, I was priveleged to meet Nelson Chenault, rock and roll photographer, and his lovely paramour, Monica. Nelson and Monica, it should be noted, have the exact same hair - they both have the kind of long, luxurious locks that make a victim of male pattern baldness (like myself) positively simmer with envy.

All that's beside the point, though. Whilst sitting in the Grand Casino Hotel Bayview lobby, waiting for Simon Le Bon to make yet another teasing appearance, I got to glance through Nelson's portfolio. This dude, y'all, has taken some heavy-duty rock and roll pictures. His work is really, really keen. After he got through with the Duran-fest, he and Monica were hitting the road to see Tori and Alanis in Nashville, and then heading home to see Motley Crue and the Scorpions in Little Rock. Needless to say, Motley Crue was my absolute favorite heavy metal band in my dimwitted late eighties youth.

Therefore, Nelson is the man for sending me this positively bitchin' picture of Mick Mars in action.

Name: Harold

Marital Status: Extremely married

Spouse's Name (if applicable): Sonya Denise Williams, Esq.

Children's names and ages: Roxy, 5 years old. Roxy goes about on all fours, has a tiny brain and tends to bite people. We love her anyway, though.

What is your greatest accomplishment since high school? Basically, anything good that happened in the nineties can be attributed to me. Grunge music? I did that. The internet? That was me. New Star Wars movie? Me. Nirvana? The Spice Girls? The Backstreet Boys? Me, me, me. Apple Computer's resurgence with the cunningly designed iMac? Me. Bill Clinton's reelection? Moi. The success of The Blair Witch Project? Me.

Really, though, I'm proud of the fact that I've made a marriage work for the past eight-and-a-half years - a rare and special occurence amongst our generation. And that I sat down and wrote a 50,000 word novel - even if no publishing house will touch it. Unfortunately, the greatest artists are rarely recognized in their own lifetime. I'm hoping to beat that by a little bit, though; being admired and revered won't do me a bit of good when I'm dead.

And I got my nipple pierced, too. I'm totally proud of that.

All those things and managing to remain childless, contrary to small-town rumors and societal pressure.

What is your best high school memory? Here's a few, right off the top of my head.

Would you be interested in helping plan our reunion? Sure, but mind you I will be out of the country for a good chunk of March next year. Other than that, though, my considerable talents are at your disposal.

Suggestions for the reunion: Well, you said something about a family event and a "grown-up" event. For the family event, how about a trip to the zoo? Everybody loves the zoo. We could do the potluck picnic thing.

As for the grown-up thing (I shudder to think of our fellow students with all the powers of adults), how about we get a room at some restaurant Downtown (or in Midtown, or in West Memphis, if that works for more people) and just eat and drink 'til they kick us out? The Arcade has an excellent room for just such a purpose, and I'm sure every hotel worth the name does, too. A hotel would be good if some of our former classmates decide to try and drink like they're teenagers again - which can be very ugly, if they've been sober, responsible adults for the last few years. Then those sodden fools could get a room, you know?

Maybe the reunion needs a website, huh? I could do that.





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