Effluvia

Fatima. Back in Catholic school I always thought this was an interesting subject.

Work for the Extreme Football League.




Bygone Days
Uncensored!

50 YEARS AGO
June 7, 1950

Special recognition to outstanding students and a man who has given unselfishly of himself to Southwestern for many years was paid yesterday during the school's commencement. The man is Dr. Moore Moore who has practiced medicine more than 50 years.

The presenters of the Double-Named Guy Award were Bill Williams and Doug Douglas, former recipients.




Boss Kenny

The Gambler is Boss Kenny.

"Internet...you're my favorite communications medium, and I love yoooooooou..."




One Year Ago
A night at the local theatre.

06/07/2000
Go-Go Boots

Me and Dave and Trey, the coworkers, were on the way back from lunch today. Trey was telling us about an adult film he owns that parodies Star Trek. From the way he talked it was quite humorous.

"But did it arouse you?" Dave asked.

"Go-go boots and ass fucking - are you kidding?" Trey replied incredulously.




CuntsJust so you'll know, I fuckin' hate Joan and Melissa Rivers. Them and their goddamn pet queens sittings and chopping celebrities into tiny pieces. You know what, guys? That much jealousy and bitterness, right there on the surface, is an ugly, ugly thing. I realize, Joan, that you're a has-been and that Melissa is a never-was and you're kind of upset about that, but willingly making a parody of yourself for E! every time Hollywood gives out an award is not going to make you a star again. You guys suck and I hate you. Give up and fade out gracefully, 'cause no one likes you.




I don't really have an update today, unless you're interested in how I ended up with six tickets for a Cure concert in Maryland when I only needed two. Poor communication, I tell you. Would you be interested in some tickets? Merriweather Post Pavilion, just outside Baltimore, June 17 - a Saturday night. Let me know. Anyway, the information about me has been updated. Read it if you like.




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