03/25/2000
Joyous Return

God, that Siobhan is really good, isn't she? This is excellent - and excellently creepy. Especially for me, considering the book I got today. I'll go in to that in a minute.

And Siobhan again, talking to telemarketer on the phone:

"Well, I wish I could help you out, but as it happens, I actually don't have a telephone."

I am so saying that the next time MCI calls me.

And speaking of journals, this is from Beth:

"...he'll clean the toilet when it needs it, but admits that he's never seen a toilet too gross to pee in."

That made me laugh right out loud. Women just live in another world, don't they? Bathroom-wise, I mean. And it's so true. I've peed in many a toilet that I wouldn't even consider sitting down on. But girls always have to sit down! That must get so old. Heck, even if the toilet in question is full-to-brimming we men can just go outside and let 'er rip in the great outdoors.

It's a fine thing, being a man.




So yeah, I'm back. Did you miss me?

London was wonderful - and don't worry, I wrote everything down. Looking back over my notes, though, I'm afraid it's not too gripping a narrative. Just me and Sonya and Kent and James, wandering around the big city, being tourists.I know you people want to read it, though, 'cause everything I do is interesting. Right? So you'll be seeing the unedited story of the London trip in the near future. Watch for it!

A few notes about the trip: