05 May 2003


Happy Cinco de Mayo! To celebrate, I cooked el pork choppos for dinner tonight.

I still don't feel unemployed. I've had every other Monday off for the past three years, so a three day weekend is kind of normal. I went to the unemployment office today, though, and that place will make you feel jobless pretty damned quick. You should have heard the angry dude in line in front of me.

"Man, that bitchass motherfucker white cracker in the other department he wouldn't give me no respect, bitchass white cracker motherfucker..."

And I'm all like, "hey, dude, I'm a white cracker motherfucker!"