27 January 2003


You know what's shocking? I was walking the dog this morning, and as I crossed the street I saw some DVD cases in front of the telemarketing place a couple doors down from my apartment.

I went to investigate.

Porn! Lots of nasty porn, covered with lurid pictures and words like anal and oral and triple and chocolate!

You know what's disappointing? Every one of those cases was empty, 'cause I thought I was going to get me some free porn.