24 September 2002


I went with Sonya to the doctor the other day. A couple walked in while we were waiting and the guy walked up to the receptionist's desk.

"The doctor wanted to get another sperm sample today," he said.

I couldn't take my eyes off of him after that. It was all I could do to keep from jumping up and down, pointing at him and chanting

You're gonna go
jerk off! Jerk off! Jerk off!
In a cup cup cup cup cup!