Last night Sonya was cooking her dinner - a combination of ground beef, peas and macaroni and cheese that I affectionately call tripe.

As I came down the stairs I looked down and saw Sonya stirring away at the browning, sizzling beef. This vision of domesticity drove me to song:

Sonya's cookin' meat!
She sure does look sweet!
It'll be a tasty treat!
'Cause Sonya's cookin' meat!