Out with a couple of friends last night:
"The lady I work with watches a lot of Lifetime - Television for Women," Alexis told us, "and during the day it's all movies. And every one of them is about a serial killer, or a serial rapist..."
"Or someone has a disease," Kelli added.
"And the title is always something like His Terrible Secret or Her Awful Betrayal," I observed.
"And that girl...that girl's in all of them!"
"Yeah, her too - but that other girl, that Christy girl...Kellie Martin!"